The Mom Quiz-

Are you a first-time mom, a mom expert, or somewhere in between? Take our quiz to find out!

1. Bedtime books and goodnight prayers last longer than a light opera. (Choose One)

Rarely

Once in Awhile

Frequently

Always!

2. You are awakened each morning by someone standing with their face two inches from your nose, breathing on you, scaring you half to death. (Choose One)

Yeah, I hate it when my dog does that!

Once in Awhile

Often--mostly when I've just fallen asleep

Daily

3. You can change a diaper faster than a rodeo cowboy can rope a calf, and still not spill any unmentionables on the floor (though some may spill on you). (Choose One)

Ha! No Way!

I try, but, um...

Most of the time

Always!

4. You have stretch marks in places you did not know could stretch, and more bags and sags than you care to admit (hidden well by the girdle type underwear you now possess). (Choose One)

Girdles and stretch marks? What are those?

Stretch marks yes, girdle no!

That's me

Proud owner of girdle underwear in 3 vibrant colors

5. You are still holding on to your before-kids jeans with the hopes of fitting in them again someday. (Choose One)

My jeans fit

My jeans still fit, sort of

That's me

Hmm, adding elastic to the waistbands might be faster

6. On a rough day, your kids have eaten Goldfish crackers for breakfast, Oreos for lunch, and Frosted Flakes for dinner. (Choose One)

Ewww

Only once, and that was last year

Been there, done that

Hey, there's wheat and dairy in that menu!

7. You only have time to shave one leg during your shower before someone screams, cries, or comes looking for you. (Choose One)

Shaving? I go to the salon for a wax

Every once in awhile

Happens at least twice a month

All the time!

8. Your child throws up and you actually try to catch it in your hands. (Choose One)

Ewwwwwww!!!!!

Only once, never again

Been there, done that

I have a monogrammed throw-up catcher's mit

9. You know who Arthur and Buster are, can count to ten in Spanish, and think that two-headed, fire breathing dragons might make nice pets, if they could actually leave Dragonland. (Choose One)

Arthur and Buster? Were they on Jay Leno?

I'm not comfortable with fire breathing anything

That's me

I have a summer home in Dragonland

10. If your minivan broke down in the middle of the desert, you would have enough nourishment in the crumbs under the seats to survive for a month. (Choose One)

Ewww

I don't think so

Very possible

We purposely throw crumbs under there...just to be prepared

 

 

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